Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Articles

Time for a good laugh at Twilight...

Twilight trio "not close" to Dawn deals by Simon Reynolds
(from Digital Spy)
studio Summit Entertainment hasn't secured the trio past a fourth feature and is planning to split the [fourth] book... into two 3D films. Should Breaking Dawn be released in two parts, Summit will have to renegotiate Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner's contracts at considerable cost.

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And so on.

(Incidentally, apologies if anyone wanted those links to go to information on the actual things. And by "apologies" I mean "click on the links, I put some effort into making them mildly amusing".)

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