Friday, 20 February 2009

Poem of the Week: Typo

by Russell Hoban

Unsurprisingly to regular readers, this week's poem is selected from The Puffin Book of Nonsense Verse. Upon completing it last weekend I posted a list of my favourite poems from within its pages, calling this one "probably my favourite". An easy choice then.

'Nitgub,' said the typewriter,
and clenched the paper tight.
'Nitgub positively.
It is here in black and white.'
'Nonsense,' I said.
'I typed N-O-T-H-I-N-G;
the word of course was nothing,
simply nothing, don't you see?'
'Nothing may be what you meant,
but nitgub's what you wrote.
I like it,' said the typewriter.
'It strikes a happy note.
It has more style than nothing,
has a different sort of sound.
The colour is superior;
the flavour's nice and round.
Have you plumbed its deepest depths,
its mysteries explained?'
'All right,' I said, 'I'll take it.
Nitgub ventured, nitgub gained.'

As well as being found in the aforementioned anthology, the poem was originally published in Hoban's book The Pedalling Man, which is sadly out of print. However, you could try your luck on AbeBooks.

(As this work is likely still in copyright, I'll just draw your attention to the Poem of the Week copyright page.)

Thursday, 19 February 2009

TV

Cracker
1x05 To Say I Love You Part 3
[Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
16x04 (13/2/09 edition)
Including a clip from The Pink Panther 2 which perfectly encapsulated why it (and films like it) are so hated: it started with a genuinely funny, workable idea -- I even laughed -- and then ruined it by pushing things too far, making it utterly ridiculous and completely overdoing it. Tsk.
That aside, good guests this week (or last week, really).
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Magazines: new-look Torchwood

Torchwood: The Official Magazine #14

So the new-look Torchwood Magazine has arrived, longer and bi-monthly. This makes a lot of sense for a show like Torchwood, especially when there'll only be five episodes in 2009, and they're all one story to boot -- DWM can sustain its lengthy monthliness thanks to 26 years of classic series and an ever-growing mass of novels, audios, comics, and the fact that even when Who isn't on it never stops.

As for the mag itself... well, it's not exactly a disappointment, but it's not the revelation it could've been. Yes, it's longer, which is theoretically nice... but it costs more and there's a helluva lot of filler. 28 pages of original fiction (as the cover proudly boasts) is fantastic, especially when that includes a 15-page comic co-written by John Barrowman, but fluffy articles on the show's relationships and 'how to be Captain Jack' feel like filler, and too lightweight for a magazine about an adult-orientated series. Put it this way: I don't think DWM would feature such vacant articles and that's family-friendly! And I haven't even mentioned the 'which team member are you' quiz.

But there are some nice interviews, and a Jack timeline is a good idea for a feature (half-decently executed), plus there's news and columns about the forthcoming season. This last one may still be the best reason to buy the mag, though anything seriously interesting will likely make it online promptly. Christ knows what they'll survive on when there's no new season news to report. Still, there's always all that fiction.

And so the new-look Torchwood Magazine is a mixed bag: half worthwhile, half filler. More or less the same as before then.

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

TV

Mad Men
1x06 Babylon [2nd watch]
It's interesting how much episodes of Mad Men flow into each other, almost as if it was written as one thirteen-hour long piece and then just chopped up at regular intervals. Which does it a disservice, to be honest, because this episode rounds itself off as well as progressing ongoing threads; but I distinctly remember that episode 7 continues elements of this one to the level that any other show would surely have considered it a Part Two.

Fiction

The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler
It's the 10th anniversary of The Gruffalo this year, in which time it seems to have become a classic of young children's literature. I've never read it before though (unsurprisingly, considering my age). It certainly lives up to its reputation however.
(Like most good young children's books, it's also poetry, hence the additional tag.)

Family Guy spoofs Christian Bale

And does so brilliantly.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

TV

Nature's Great Events
Part 1 The Great Melt
Stunning footage, of course. The last ten minutes are a segment called Nature's Great Events: Diaries, which looks at the making of that particular episode. It really shows off the lengths they go to in capturing these images for entertainment/information. Equally as fascinating, in my opinion.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Terry Pratchett: Living With Alzheimer's
Part 2 (of 2)
Fascinating, well-made documentary.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Articles

Heroes: Five Ways to Fix a Series In Crisis by Jeff Jensen
(from EW.com)
Heroes is already back in the US, and returns to British screens in just under a week. But will they have fixed it?

Joss Whedon’s 16 Most Painful Character Deaths
(from fandomania)
"spoilers abound in this article, so if you’re not up to date on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly & Serenity, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, or Astonishing X-Men, you might want to avert your eyes."
These are seriously spoilersome spoilers -- if you're part way through or ever intend to follow any of these series, avoid avoid avoid.

Magazines

Empire #237
The numerous 'exclusives' branded over the cover are all a bit lacklustre, to be honest. The Hobbit films are far too early in development to add anything meaningful; the Watchmen photos are taken from a book (so not exclusive) and the brief interviews don't add much to what's already been said; at least the interview with Terry Gilliam about Dr Parnassus, Heath Ledger's last film, is interesting. I like Empire and don't mean to tear it down too much, but really, those claims are stretching things.

SFX #180
Both this and the Empire above contain interviews about Lesbian Vampire Killers -- unsurprisingly, as it's out in a month -- and retrospective features on Georges Méliès -- which is more surprising, as his stuff is Rather Old. And, to round things off, it trumps the Watchmen feature by interviewing original artist Dave Gibbons. Sure, Gibbons hasn't been quiet about the project, but he's not as oft interviewed as others involved in its production.

Doctor Who goes anime

I'm never quite sure where to classify web videos (you'd think I'd've thought of that), so this one earns a post all to itself. It's a fan-made video of a Doctor Who anime... which you'd think would be dreadful, but is in fact amazing. No, really, it's got better animation than I've seen in some professional productions -- and that's not fan-to-fan hyperbole, that's genuine.

Anyway, you can watch it for yourselves and see what I mean. The early stuff is all making-of (i.e. sketchy pencils, etc), but wait til it gets to the finished sequences and stick with it to the end. I'd be more than happy to see a whole series like this -- the Cybermen in particular are stunning.


Go to YouTube itself to watch in high quality, which looks even more amazing.

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Monday, 16 February 2009

TV

Mad Men
1x04 New Amsterdam [2nd watch]
1x05 5G [2nd watch]

QI
6x08 Fashion (extended edition)
So it turns out the extended QI's are available on iPlayer (unlike how it previously seemed), they're just a nightmare to find and thoroughly hidden. Try the link below -- in the programme info it says it's 29 minutes, but if you play it it's the full 45.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Articles

Brand New Fast And Furious Poster by Emily Phillips
(from Empire Online)
There's no reason to be excited about the film, but all credit to whoever came up with that tagline: it's the fourth film in the series, the first sequel to star the primary cast from the original, and the tagline is... "New Model. Original Parts." That's very neat, it must be said.
It's still a bloody stupid title though -- how easy is it to confuse Fast and Furious with The Fast and the Furious, especially when you've got the original cast back -- it just looks like a re-release.
Also, enjoy this article for the sniping at the cast for sinking to this level.

Making Watchmen: What Took So Long? by Greg Dean Schmitz
(from Rotten Tomatoes)
A good summary of the windy path Watchmen has taken to get to the big screen. Hopefully, some day, more details will emerge on the versions people like Terry Gillian, Darren Aronofsky and Paul Greengrass were planning -- I'm sure they'd've been very different and very interesting.

Quentin Tarantino on the Inglourious Basterds Trailer
(from Empire Online)
It's another one of Empire's features where someone (in this case, QT himself) talks you through a trailer almost frame-by-frame. And good they are too. Watch the trailer itself here.

Salma Hayek marries in Paris on Valentine's Day by Rachid Aouli
(from Mail.com)
Well, France is known for its cheese...

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Sunday, 15 February 2009

TV

Mad Men
1x03 Marriage of Figaro [2nd watch]
Possibly my favourite thing about Mad Men is how comically well they evoke the period. When a parent slaps someone else's boy for being naughty, the dad walks over saying "what's going on here?"... and rather then erupting into an argument about punishing the child as it would today, the dad agrees wholeheartedly and gets his kid to apologise. Every episode of Mad Men is packed with these moments, and it's just one of the reasons the show is such a joy.

Poetry

The Puffin Book of Nonsense Verse, selected by Quentin Blake
"Speak Roughly to Your Little Boy"
"Department of Facts and Queries"
"I Wish I Were a Jelly Fish"
"Sticky Ends"
"Distracting Creatures"
"A Gamut of Achievements" [the end]

As promised, here are a selection of my favourites from the 127 poems included in this anthology:

  • Typo by Russell Hoban -- probably my favourite
  • Eletelephony by Laura Richards
  • The Purist by Ogden Nash
  • S F by Ernest Leverett
  • How I Brought the Good News From Aix to Ghent or, Vice Versa by W.C. Sellar & R.J. Yeatman
  • One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night (anonymous)
  • I Went to the Pictures Tomorrow (playground rhyme)
  • Brother and Sister by Lewis Carroll
  • Fame Was a Claim of Uncle Ed's by Ogden Nash -- helluva name
  • O'er Seas That Have No Beaches by Mervyn Peake
  • A Chronicle (anonymous)
  • Politeness by Harry Graham
  • Scientific Proof by J.W. Foley
  • Waste by Harry Graham.

  • While we're here -- not only, but also:

  • I Saw a Peacock (anonymous) -- but only once I realised how it was constructed
  • Belagcholly Days (anonymous) -- very clever
  • Bleezer's Ice Cream by Jack Prelutsky
  • Minnow Minnie by Shel Silverstein
  • Some Aunts and Uncles by Mervyn Peake
  • The Ahkond of Swat by Edward Lear
  • The Willow-tree by William Makepeace Thackeray
  • Capacity by John Updike
  • Planting a Mailbox by John Updike
  • The Cod by Lord Alfred Douglas
  • Kitty by Colin West
  • Simple Simon (anonymous)
  • and Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll -- of course.
  • Articles

    When old films never grow old by ghostof82
    (from Musings of the Ghost of 82)
    "are we objective enough when eulogising the old greats while disparaging the young pretenders? Is a twelve-year old today that loves the Star Wars prequels, who thinks the Original Trilogy is slow and boring, any wiser than me?"
    Pretty good article on this topic.

    Saturday, 14 February 2009

    TV

    Cracker
    1x04 To Say I Love You Part 2
    Ooh it's gritty.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Dancing On Ice
    The Story of Bolero
    25 years old today, and it's still the only ice dance to ever achieve a perfect score (6.0 from 12 judges!) Even to a layman like me it's an incredibly impressive routine, the effect of which is only heightened by this documentary outlining just how innovative and rule-bending it was.

    Moses Jones
    Part 2 (of 3)
    Ooh it's gritty.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films

    Inglourious Basterds Teaser Trailer
    "Once upon a time in Nazi-occupied France."
    "Sound good?" "Yes sir!"

    DVD Extras

    Watchmen Video Journals
    #11: Rorschach's Mask

    I said part 11 was coming soon! Download it from iTunes either ready for iPod or in a higher res.

    Friday, 13 February 2009

    TV

    Not Going Out
    3x03 Amy
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Poem of the Week: Triskaidekaphobia

    I'm not superstitious, but...
    by Col Wilson, aka 'Blue the Shearer'

    Assertion of the Week: "There are no good poems about Friday the 13th." Prove me wrong and I'll publish it next week (in some kind of metatextual dating mix-up).

    That doesn't mean I've not got one to publish though, oh no. The title may seem only partially related, but most of the poem is still about Friday the 13th. It starts off fairly well, but loses it in a desperate hunt for rhymes.

    If you're triskaidekaphobic, then this is your big day.
    A day designed for triskaidekaphobics, (so they say)
    Is BLACK FRIDAY. The thirteenth. So watch out what you do,
    Or triskaidekaphobia could be the death of you.

    Be very, very careful of what you undertake,
    The consequences could be dire. The decision that you make
    Should have no element of risk. For surely you're aware,
    That this is Friday, the thirteenth. Take very special care.

    Not that I'm susceptible to silly superstition,
    But some folk are. So my advice: Consider your position.
    It may be just some oldwives' tale, but you just watch your back.
    Don't cross your knives upon your plate. Don't step upon a crack.

    Don't go too close to mirrors. Those shiny sheets of glass
    May crack, and cause misfortune. So shun them when you pass.
    Of course, this means no mirror when you go to shave your chin,
    So keep a basin near at hand to do your bleeding in.

    Don't walk beneath a ladder, you may get splashed with paint.
    For on Black Friday, the thirteenth, fortunate you ain't.
    And be alert, and look around for black cats on this day.
    For bad results are forecast, if one should cross your way.

    If salt is spilled, then take a pinch, and toss it down your back,
    Some say it will protect you from Black Friday type attack.
    All your friends will laugh and jeer, but you'll say:"That's alright,
    I only have to keep it up 'til twelve o'clock, to-night."

    And just consider what you say. The person that you're rude to,
    May be a special kind of witch. The kind that I allude to
    Can turn you into cabbages, or make you very poor.
    Remember. This is Friday, the thirteenth. I said before,

    That triskaidekaphobia, (the terror of thirteen)
    Is very rife, this day of days. A pretty dreadful scene.
    So watch yourself in traffic, in the kitchen, everywhere.
    For triskaidekaphobics, there is danger in the air.

    Ah! Triskaidekaphobia. I just learned the word today.
    And from here on in, I'll try to find excuses, just to say
    Triskaidekaphobia. It just rolls off the tongue.
    I'll say it daily, and enjoy the pleasure that it brung.

    I'll buy a lottery ticket, and I'll call it: Triskaidek.
    And when it wins, I'll take it all in cash, and not by cheque.
    And really, I don't believe in luck, when all is done and said,
    But just the same. Black Friday. I think I'll stay in bed.

    And this was published. Perhaps self published, mind... There's some info on the poem and poet here, and some more here, and if you're interested in Triskaidekaphobia itself there's always the good ol' Wikipedia article.

    Thursday, 12 February 2009

    TV

    Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
    16x03 (6/2/09 edition)
    Tom Jones has gone grey! Tom Jones! Grey! I mean, he's been grey for ages, but he's never shown it 'til now (he dyed it, see). It's... odd. But good for him, I suppose.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Mad Men
    1x02 Ladies' Room [2nd watch]

    Poetry

    The Puffin Book of Nonsense Verse, selected by Quentin Blake
    Introduction by Quentin Blake
    "The World Turned Upside Down"
    "Chortling and Galumphing"
    "A Recipe for Indigestion"
    "Portraits from Life"
    "A Friend to the Children"
    "The Dedicated Traveller"
    "The Bongaloo and the Scrunch"
    "An Area of Uncertainty"
    "Flamingoes Rule Olé!"
    Mmm, gotta love some nonsense poetry! True, not all of it's good, but when it is it's great fun. I'll probably post a list of favourites from this collection when I reach the end.
    (The list above is, as usual, chapter/section titles, not included works.)

    Articles

    Can Amy Adams really pull off an upset at the Oscars? by Tom O'Neil
    (from Gold Derby at the Los Angeles Times)
    Apparently so. Fingers crossed then...

    Can Wall-E make Oscar history? by Pete Hammond
    (from Notes on a Season at the Los Angeles Times)
    Probably not. Still, fingers crossed...

    Will BAFTA Awards predict who'll win the Oscars? by Tom O'Neil
    (from Gold Derby at the Los Angeles Times)
    Maybe.

    Wednesday, 11 February 2009

    TV

    Mad Men
    1x01 Smoke Gets in Your Eyes [2nd watch]
    With the second season just commencing over here, it's time to catch a friend up on the first first... hopefully before a repeat of 2x01...

    Not Going Out
    3x02 Winner
    Utterly ludicrous, but hilariously funny and immaculately constructed. One of the best, cleverest half hours I've seen in a long while.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films

    The Birds (1963)
    [2nd watch; #6a in 100 Films in a Year 2009]
    The last time I saw The Birds was at least a decade ago. It's earning a place on 100 Films because I intend, over time, to build up a collection of reviews of Hitchcock's entire output.

    DVD Extras

    Watchmen Video Journals
    #1: Sets & Sensibility
    #2: Dressed for Success
    #3: Burn Baby Burn
    #4: Dave Gibbons
    #5: The Ship Has Eyes
    #6: Shoot to Thrill
    #7: Blue Monday [2nd watch]
    #8: Girls Kick Ass
    #9: Attention to Detail
    #10: Minutemen

    These aren't technically DVD extras (at least, not yet), but rather ten Internet featurettes that show the making of the forthcoming Watchmen movie. They're all very teasing and interesting, though my favourite is probably #5 for showing off the coolness of the Owl Ship.

    If reports are to be believed, there should be two more (a February one and a March one) before the film's release. They've been oddly released scattered around the web, so perhaps the easiest way to find them is a pair of podcasts: this one designed for iPods and this one in higher res.

    Articles

    Doctor Who wants to be a millionaire by Colin Robertson (from The Sun)
    and
    Dr Who wants to be a millionaire: Matt Smith signs five-year deal to play Time Lord by Paul Revoir (from Mail Online)
    and
    Doctor Who will be a millionaire in five year BBC pay deal by Alastair Jamieson (from Telegraph.co.uk)
    My God, look at all the sloppy journalism on display here! The latter two have just copied The Sun, and in the process inherited a mass of factual inaccuracies and hearsay -- things that were once reported as 'fact' and have since been disproved by cast & crew in interviews or books. Plus some truly glaring errors (12 million regular viewers?!), and not mentioning the fact that he won't be a millionaire unless he did do the full five years (presuming this story is even true), saved all his wages and somehow lived off something else! It's appallingly shoddy, it really is.

    And on a similar topic...

    Casting Matt Smith shows that Doctor Who is a savvy multi-million pound brand by Andrew Pettie
    (from Telegraph.co.uk)
    An article from a bit over a month ago, when Matt Smith was announced; but it still makes for an interesting read.

    Tuesday, 10 February 2009

    TV

    Lark Rise to Candleford
    2x07 Episode 7
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Poetry

    Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
    Classic nonsense. I suspect this is destined to be a Poem of the Week before too long, though I do try to limit the number of very well known ones.

    The Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carroll
    Preface
    Fit the First

    I am essentially lazy, hence why I'm reading Carroll's relatively-long-but-not-that-long poem in segments. See above for an infinitely more manageable (in length, at least) alternative.

    David Tennant does a Christian Bale

    Don't worry, dear Tennant fans, this is a spoof. You can hear Bale's original rant in full here.

    "What the FUCK?!"

    "I... I..."

    "You fucking unprofessional Cyberman! What the FUCK do you think you're DOING?"

    "I... I... well..."

    "Fucking hell! Put the fucking helmet back ON!"

    "But... but I'm really hot..."

    "What?! What the FUCK? You don't fucking get it, do you? DO YOU?"

    "But... I'm not in shot..."

    "Oh! OHH! He's not in the fucking SHOT!"

    "And I'm... I'm suffocating..."

    "Oh, he's SUFFOCATING, and he's not in SHOT! Well GOOD for YOUUU!"

    "I... but..."

    "Shut up. Shut UP. Shut the FUCK UP. Just shut up. SHUT UP. I said SHUT THE FUCK UP. Shut up! FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP. OK?"

    "O--"

    "I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP. Fucking unprofessional fuck. Get off the set. Get off the fucking set. I'm not coming on this fucking set with this fuck on it."

    "But... I play all the Cybermen..."

    "Well la-de-fucking-da! The Cybermen can FUCK OFF then. You and me, we're through. Professionally, we're fucking through."

    Originally posted here, but you have to log in to Facebook to see it, hence this re-post.

    Amusingly, Bale's Wikipedia page is currently locked.

    Monday, 9 February 2009

    TV

    Natural World
    Elephants Without Borders
    There seem to be loads of elephant-related programmes on recently. Inevitably there's some repetition of content, but the images are still amazing. This one marked itself out with some astounding aerial photography.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    QI
    6x07 Fingers and Fumbs (extended edition)
    Having moaned at them having both versions of QI on iPlayer (regular and extended), they now only have the shorter cut. How bloody stupid.
    [Watch the shorter version on iPlayer.]

    Terry Pratchett: Living With Alzheimer's
    Part 1 (of 2)
    Fascinating, well-made documentary.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Sunday, 8 February 2009

    TV

    The British Academy Film Awards 2009

    Not many surprises here then, though from what I know most of the nods were deserved. It amuses me that bookies had Noel Clarke as third favourite to win the Rising Star Award -- obviously they know nothing of the dedication Doctor Who fans show to current & former cast & crew members, and the ability of Who fandom to swing an online poll whichever way they want.

    Aside from a few good speeches and a few good jokes (including a well-timed jibe from Wossy about his recent suspension), perhaps the most notable thing about this year's awards was the BBC's decision to show it across three channels -- the red carpet on BBC Three, the first hour on BBC Two, and the final hour on BBC One. It seems a ridiculous idea, but actually make a lot of sense: when most viewers only care about the tip-top awards, why waste an hour of primetime BBC One with Best Hair & Make-Up and Best Cinematography? I'd be annoyed if they weren't shown at all, but as they were on BBC Two for those of us who are interested, it seems sensible enough to me.

    More bemusing was choosing not to show in full the Best Animated Film award (WALL-E!) and Best Animated Short (Wallace & Gromit!), both of which had very popular and notable winners.

    Films

    Marnie (1964)
    [#6 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

    Marnie Trailer
    Absolutely brilliant! Hitchcock merrily takes the mick out of his own unreleased film, in the process making it appear even better -- and suggesting it might be a good deal funnier -- than it actually is. I wish more films were trailed like this; though if they were, it would make this shining example less unique and enjoyable. It's on the DVD and I recommend it highly.

    Saturday, 7 February 2009

    TV

    Cracker
    1x03 To Say I Love You Part 1
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    So, Demons, eh? So much for being just one week behind, I'm now over two. And I was doing so well...

    Poetry

    The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde
    Wilde's long but rewarding poem about a hanging that took place while he was in prison. The carefully-observed rhythm, rhyme and alliteration are all right up my street. (I'd consider it for Poem of the Week, but it's so bloody long...)

    Magazines

    Doctor Who Magazine #405
    Matt Smith is the Doctor... though he's not treated to that famous DWM headline just yet, 'cause there's still four episodes left for The Other Guy. There is his first-ever exclusive magazine interview since landing the part, however, and despite filming being six months away there are a few tidbits for fans nonetheless.
    Not a great deal else of note in this issue, it must be said, especially as the key snippets of news were blown on Outpost Gallifrey the day before it came out. I guess they've given up on their former policy of not stealing DWM's news in advance then.

    Friday, 6 February 2009

    TV

    Moses Jones
    Part 1 (of 3)
    A good little thriller, even if there were one or two logic holes. Hopefully Matt Smith will use a different accent when it comes to playing the 11th Doctor -- that one's a bit too similar to Tennant's for my taste.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Torchwood: Children of Earth Trailer
    Looks good! Shame it's not going to be on for ages.

    Articles

    Interview with Mouse Guard's David Petersen by Chris Dahlen
    (from A.V. Club)
    Mouse Guard is bleedin' brilliant, and this is a nice interview with its creator/writer/artist, covering topics from how the series began to where its going to plans for a movie version that are kinda surprising...

    Poem of the Week: Poetry

    by Edmund Vance Cooke

    In the week I start the Poetry module of my MA, I thought this was an appropriate choice.

    To deftly do what many dimly think;
         To fund a feeling for the world to borrow;
    To turn a tear to printer's ink;
         To make a sonnet of a sorrow.

    Edmund Vance Cooke lived between 1866 and 1932. For a bit more info and some more of his work, look to Representative Poetry Online. (He doesn't have a Wikipedia entry! Shocking, I know.)

    Thursday, 5 February 2009

    TV

    Lark Rise to Candleford
    2x06 Episode 6
    If I didn't know better, I'd've thought this was the last episode. By Lark Rise standards, positively action-packed.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    2009’s Oscar nominees: What if Celebrity Nudity Database.com picked the winners? by Keith Phipps
    (from A.V. Club)
    Highly amusing. Somewhat unsurprisingly, Kate Winslet and The Reader seem to win most things.

    Hell is plastic: 18 calamitous music and movie packaging gimmicks by Christopher Bahn, Josh Modell, Keith Phipps, Leonard Pierce, Noel Murray & Scott Tobias
    (from A.V. Club)
    I personally love novelty packaging, but it's true that some of it is a disaster.

    "Surprises" Promised For Oscars
    (from Studio Briefing)
    "this year's Oscars show will 'have its own narrative line -- not merely handing out the awards, but doing it in a way that tells a story'". Well, that's... different...

    Wednesday, 4 February 2009

    TV

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 19 Signals
    Yes, the pretentiousness still lingers, but look at the story move! If only it had gone at this (relatively normal, it must be said) rate from the earliest episodes it might've garnered a wider appeal.

    This World
    Mandela: The 90th Year
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Tuesday, 3 February 2009

    TV

    Argumental
    1x13 Best of Argumental [season finale]
    Mostly just bits we've already seen, of course, but it was a long series with lots worth re-enjoying; plus, I missed two episodes, so there were a few things I'd never seen from them. And it was worth watching just for the short segment of outtakes, including John Sergeant having to mime pressing a buzzer -- at least ten times more entertaining than that sounds.
    Argumental returns in March -- yay!

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 18 Forecast
    Elements like prophecies and dreams are often rather silly things in drama -- they tend not to advance the plot, just pad things out suggesting what might be to come. While the Tarot card reading in this episode is very atmospheric and nicely done, it's also incredibly easy to guess the significance of every part; consequently, it doesn't add anything to the story and goes on far too long. Nice fight at the end though.

    Articles

    Is Matt Damon right to brand James Bond 'repulsive'? by Ben Child
    (from Film Blog at guardian.co.uk)
    "Matt Damon has confirmed he will return for a fourth Bourne film, and used the opportunity to take another side-swipe at 007. But will the British secret agent have the last laugh?"
    Yes, because however good Bourne is, the Bond franchise will far outlast him.

    Porn interrupts Super Bowl TV coverage by Robert Booth
    (from guardian.co.uk)
    "As this year's clash between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals neared a thrilling climax, TV viewers in Tuscon, Arizona, witnessed an intimate exposure of a completely different order... with less than three minutes to play in a tightly fought final, the Cardinals had taken the lead with a crucial touchdown. Fans watching in Arizona would have been forgiven for scenting a victory for their team against the odds. Then the pictures from Tampa disappeared. Instead, viewers were astonished to see a woman unzipping a man's trousers to reveal "full male nudity" followed by what was described as "a graphic act" between the couple. Somehow, the feed from Super Bowl XLIII had been mixed up with a 30-second excerpt from Club Jenna, an adult cable TV channel featuring Jenna Jameson, one of America's most famous porn actresses."
    All I have to say about this is, "lol". And some quotes to add to the humour:
    ""I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," Cora King, of Marana, told the Arizona Daily Star. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out." Another viewer, Jeanene Piek, said she was outraged that her granddaughter had seen the clip. "I was in a state of shock. I am totally disgusted," she said."

    Monday, 2 February 2009

    TV

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 16 Fallen
    Chapter 17 Lazarus
    Lazarus is by far the best chapter yet, containing both some comprehensible plot and some decent character drama too. And then, just to cement things, the closing quote is from Doctor Who!

    Sunday, 1 February 2009

    TV

    QI
    6x06 Fakes and Frauds (extended edition)
    They put both cuts of QI on iPlayer now, y'know. Why?! is all I have to say on that.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Saturday, 31 January 2009

    TV

    Eurovision: Your Country Needs You
    Episode 5 (of 5)
    In which the person who will inevitably lose this year's Eurovision for us was chosen, and it was... oh, darn it, I've forgotten. They all sang the song the same anyway, despite the judges insisting they all "made it their own". What a load of twaddle.
    Despite our protestations, we've still won Eurovision more times than anyone else... or possibly exactly the same times as someone else... still, we're either first or joint first.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
    16x02 (30/1/09 edition)
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Friday, 30 January 2009

    TV

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 15 Tempest

    Lark Rise to Candleford
    2x05 Episode 5
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Not Going Out
    3x01 Pregnant
    I remember, when Not Going Out started, being worried it wouldn't even make it to a second series; but here's the third, and there was a Christmas special to boot! (Research reveals that was Christmas 2007, and there hasn't been a series since. God, time flies -- I didn't think it was this year, but it also doesn't feel like almost 13 months since it was last on. I must be getting old...)
    Anyway, the quality seems to have stepped back up too (the second series wasn't half as good as the first). Incredibly traditional sitcom? Undoubtedly. Some jokes predictable? Yes. But it's still hilarious, so does that matter? Not a jot.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter (R1/US BD) in March by Dave Foster
    (from DVD Times)
    So, this isn't the UK release, but oh, look, Watchmen is most surely on its way now! Also very nice to note is the stylistic similarity between the cover for this and the also-recently-announced DVD/BD of The Complete Motion Comic -- hopefully the eventual release of the film (and the already-promised extended re-release) will also follow this design.

    Watchmen: The End is Nigh
    (from Wikipedia)
    In other Watchmen news, some info on the video game (and as it's from Wikipedia, it'll always be up-to-date -- hurrah!)

    Poem of the Week: Lenore

    by Edgar Allan Poe

    Yep, it's Poe again. However, there's a good reason. You may've noticed Lenore mentioned in last week's poem. Well, here's an earlier poem by Poe that may or may not bear some relation...

    Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever!
    Let the bell toll! — a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river,
    And, Guy De Vere, hast thou no tear? — weep now or never more!
    See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!
    Come! let the burial rite be read — the funeral song be sung! —
    An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young —
    A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.

    "Wretches! ye loved her for her wealth and hated her for her pride,
    "And when she fell in feeble health, ye blessed her — that she died!
    "How shall the ritual, then, be read? — the requiem how be sung
    "By you — by yours, the evil eye, — by yours, the slanderous tongue
    "That did to death the innocence that died, and died so young?"

    Peccavimus; but rave not thus! and let a Sabbath song
    Go up to God so solemnly the dead may feel no wrong!
    The sweet Lenore hath "gone before," with Hope, that flew beside,
    Leaving thee wild for the dear child that should have been thy bride —
    For her, the fair and debonair, that now so lowly lies,
    The life upon her yellow hair but not within her eyes —
    The life still there, upon her hair — the death upon her eyes.

    "Avaunt! to-night my heart is light. No dirge will I upraise,
    "But waft the angel on her flight with a Pæan of old days!
    "Let no bell toll! — lest her sweet soul, amid its hallowed mirth,
    "Should catch the note, as it doth float — up from the damnéd Earth.
    "To friends above, from fiends below, the indignant ghost is riven —
    "From Hell unto a high estate far up within the Heaven —
    "From moan and groan, to a golden throne, beside the King of Heaven."

    Lenore was revised many times throughout Poe's life, and consequently there an unbelievably large number of variations out there. This, to the best of my knowledge, is his final version, published in August 1845. For the first, published February 1843, look here.

    In fact, the very first version was published in 1831, as A Pæan, and is considered so different from the finished product that they're both usually published in anthologies.

    You can learn even more about Lenore over at the ever-reliable Wikipedia.

    Thursday, 29 January 2009

    TV

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 14 Harbingers

    A Short Stay in Switzerland
    To be brutally honest, it wasn't always the best-written drama. But Julie Walters' performance was brilliant, of course, and that coupled with the well-handled later scenes -- plus the fact that it's all true -- made for a powerful piece nonetheless. An important addition to the debate if nothing else.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films / Websites

    Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective Official Site
    Oh dear God no.
    Surely this semi-ancient franchise doesn't need reviving at all, and certainly not in this horrendous form?! It's been fifteen years since the first film -- kids born after it was released are too old to watch this! Damn you for introducing younger impressionable youths to this, video and DVD! Damn you!

    Articles

    Doctor Who filming disrupted as double decker bus wrecked by Ben Leach, from Telegraph.co.uk
    and
    Doctor's double decker wrecker by Colin Robertson, from The Sun
    It's an interesting story 'n' all (and you can see two pics of the extent of the damage here), but even more interesting are these two stories about it. Two very different papers, with very different audiences, and completely different authors, but the articles are almost identical -- and, by the end, they're virtually word-for-word the same.

    Film Review of 2008 by Roger Keen
    (from Video Vista)
    "Hellboy II: The Golden Army... was a bit simplistic and comic-bookish". A comic book adaptation having a comic-bookish plot? My God, what's the world coming to?! (Don't bother reading the rest of the article, it's almost all that bad.)

    K9 Production Latest by John Bowman
    (from The Doctor Who News Page)
    All the latest on the forthcoming non-BBC Doctor Who spin-off, now known simply as K9. It actually sounds almost promising...

    Narnia To Take Off With Fox
    (from Studio Briefing)
    "Following Disney's decision not to co-finance the next Chronicles of Narnia feature, 20th Century Fox plans to partner with Walden Media to make the movie. Variety reported that the film, Voyage of the Dawn Treader, will have a production budget of $140 million -- far less than the $215 million that last year's Prince Caspian cost. Nevertheless, the Los Angeles Times commented today that while the budget is much lower than Caspian, "it's still a big gamble.""

    New pornography laws 'could make comic books illegal', say campaigners by Jon Swaine
    (from Telegraph.co.uk)
    Sounds kinda silly -- and it is, a bit -- but it also has a point. Damn Government.

    Wednesday, 28 January 2009

    TV

    Broken Saints
    Chapter 13 Insertion
    After another two week gap (thanks to work), it's on with the second half of the story... (Though, as mentioned previously, in length terms halfway is still a little way off.)
    Still as pretentious as they come, but at least the story's moving now.

    The Secret Life of Elephants
    Part 3 (of 3)
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    Broadband Won't Replace HD Discs Soon, Says Report
    (from Studio Briefing)
    "Although many experts are predicting that the ability to 'rent' or buy movies via the Internet will result in the demise of DVDs and Blu-ray discs, new research... indicates that Blu-ray sales alone are expected to increase... to $2.9 billion. At the same time, cable video-on-demand and broadband will generate only $1.5 billion in revenue... The problem, experts agreed, is inherent in broadband services -- the virtual impossibility of delivering 1080p high-definition content to customers given the limitations of the Internet."
    Said so. Not necessarily for those reasons (or those reasons alone), but I did say so.

    Tuesday, 27 January 2009

    TV

    The Sandbaggers
    2x06 Operation Kingmaker [season finale]
    After last season's dramatic life-or-death finale this one might seem a little low-key and office-bound. But the political wrangling is in full force, and there's an awful lot at stake should Burnside lose (again).

    Articles

    The eight drivers behind Top Gear stunt driver The Stig's famous racing whites by Richard Simpson
    (from Mail Online)
    So last week one was (allegedly) revealed, then it was revealed there were actually four drivers, and now there are apparently eight -- and all named. And at no point has the journalist wondered if someone might be pulling his leg by this point -- especially as he writes for the Daily Mail?

    The joke's on Ricky Gervais as he reveals his father 'may have been drunk' when he filled in his birth certificate
    (from Mail Online)
    And revealing even more than is comfortable, really.
    And Christ, the Mail has overlong headlines, doesn't it?

    Review of Tropic Thunder 3-disc Director's Cut DVD by James Gray
    (from DVD Times)

    This year's Best Picture Oscar nominees are: Frost/Nixon, Milk, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Reader, and Slumdog Millionaire. How many of these movies have you seen? (poll results)
    (from IMDb)
    While the poll hasn't closed as of this posting, the majority of likely votes are in. Rather unsurprisingly, over 46% haven't seen any, while under 20% have even managed to see three or more.

    Also, see the Tintin film press release here.

    Tintin announcement

    Paramount Pictures and Sony Pictures Entertainment Announce the January 26 Start of Principal Photography on the 3D Motion Capture Feature The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn Directed by Steven Spielberg and Starring Jamie Bell and Daniel Craig
    (press release, published at CommanderBond.net)

    Ah, press release titles! But oh so promising:

    "The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot, Defiance) as Tintin, the intrepid young reporter whose relentless pursuit of a good story thrusts him into a world of high adventure, and Daniel Craig (Quantum of Solace, Defiance) as the nefarious Red Rackham."

    Shame to lose young Thomas Sangster (Love Actually, Doctor Who: Human Nature/The Family of Blood) as Tintin, but there you go.

    "Bell and Craig are joined by an international cast that includes Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Gad Elmaleh, Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook... screenplay by Steven Moffat [hurray!], Edgar Wright [surprise!] and Joe Cornish [well, I never...], is produced by Spielberg, Peter Jackson and Kathleen Kennedy" -- all good also.

    It "is the first in the series of 3D motion capture films based on the iconic character... and is due for release in 2011... The second feature in the series is scheduled to be directed by Jackson, with a potential for a third film as well."

    It will be most intriguing to see if, as it's 3D mo-cap, they keep anything of the actors' features, or just turn them all into 3D versions of their comic counterparts (the latter might be an especially good idea for Pegg and Frost's characters...)

    Monday, 26 January 2009

    Sunday, 25 January 2009

    TV

    Cracker
    1x02 The Mad Woman in the Attic Part 2
    Ah, proper intelligent drama. Despite what some people would have you believe, we do still get stuff this good on TV these days, it's just rare... as rare as it surely was back then, I'm certain.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    QI
    6x05 France (extended edition)
    "We've invaded Britain. LOL." "O.M.G."
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    ITV Stockwell drama draws just 1.4m by Neil Wilkes
    (from Digital Spy)
    "A one-off drama based on the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes pulled in just 1.4 million viewers to ITV1... Stockwell, recreating the controversial chain of events leading to de Menezes' death at Stockwell tube station in July 2005, pulled in just 1.39m... ITV was beaten by all other terrestrial channels over the period, including Five, which enjoyed an audience of 2.1m for Wesley Snipes thriller movie The Contractor." Ha, how pitiful! Clearly they misjudged people's interest there then.

    New Skins pulls in 833,000 by Neil Wilkes
    (from Digital Spy)
    "The third series of the teen drama, which introduced an almost entirely new cast, averaged 665k [with] an additional 169k on E4+1. The figures are down around a third on the premiere of series two, which managed 1.06m and 237k... The first series premiered to 1.48m." Oh dear oh dear. Or, alternatively, oh yes oh yes!

    Ross sparks new row with 'OAP sex joke' by Daniel Kilkelly
    (from Digital Spy)
    Note how DS report this fuss over nothing (no, it really really is this time), but haven't bothered to mention that:

    Ross TV return is watched by 5.1m
    (from BBC News)
    Ha!
    "Ross's last chat show in October before his suspension was watched by 3.74m."
    Double ha!

    Saturday, 24 January 2009

    TV

    Demons
    1x03 Saving Grace
    "You can't smite your way into Luke's heart." Yep, dialogue doesn't get any better than this.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Eurovision: Your Country Needs You
    Episode 4 (of 5)
    It's the semi-final! Already! Considering how most TV 'talent' contests sprawl out to the length of an American TV season these days, I suppose we should be thankful that this is so incredibly -- and, let's be honest, mercifully -- short.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
    16x01 (23/1/09 edition)
    Hurrah, he's back! With a pleasantly long opening applause from the audience and, if you ask me, just the right degree of apologising and making light of things. Sachs' family can sod right off at this point. Asking Tom Cruise about breaking wind clearly shows he's not toned it back completely (even if, at times like that, I'd rather he had). All things considered, a fairly triumphant return, if you ask me.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Gilmore Girls
    5x18 To Live and Let Diorama
    Woah, sudden-time-jump-catch-up-with-events-through-snatches-of-conversation-tastic! A technique that should not be done too often, I feel -- I seriously thought we'd accidentally skipped an episode.

    Hunter
    Part 1 (of 2)
    Part 2 (of 2)
    The pair of detectives from Five Days are back -- there just part of a large ensemble cast, here the leads in a new mystery. Quite what inspired this I don't know, but inspired it is, because Hugh Bonneville and Janet McTeer are brilliant, and thankfully devoid of most cop show cliches (he shaves! he drives a proper modern car! and so on). The story itself is also suitably unusual. Pray a full series follows.
    On an incredibly trivial note, the title credits were very swish -- especially the lovely bit where, after the lead's names, it said "Return"... which then 'unscrambled' itself into "Hunter". Cleverness!
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    Sutherland: '24 movie may be set in UK' by Lara Martin
    (from Digital Spy)
    Says star Kiefer Sutherland, "we didn't have a really strong audience, it took us a long time to build in the States, whereas the show took off [in Britain] right away... It was the success of the show here in England that allowed us to continue working in the States, until we built up an audience... When we have talked about doing a film, which will take place after the series has finished, England has always been a part of that discussion." Whoo!
    Also in this article: "The eighth and final season is scheduled to begin filming later this year." "Final"? Hadn't heard that before. I knew an eighth was commissioned, but that by no means it's "final" -- most US TV is commissioned year-by-year anyhow. As DS cites no sources, and they're hardly the world's (or even the country's) greatest journalists, I'll take this with a pinch of salt til I see confirmation.

    Sachs's daughter blasts Jonathan Ross by Daniel Kilkelly
    (from Digital Spy)
    Sachs doesn't like Ross; but he's moved on. His family can't seem to let go. Please, your time in the limelight is over, so just sod off you stupid cow.

    Friday, 23 January 2009

    TV

    Cracker
    1x01 The Mad Woman in the Attic Part 1
    I never really thought I'd be grateful for the existence of ITV3, but, thanks to them, I'm finally getting to see Cracker (having only previously caught the 2006 special).
    Directed by Michael Winterbottom -- he who would go on to make the likes of Jude, 24 Hour Party People and 9 Songs -- it starts off looking much more like a film than a TV drama, which is especially exceptional for 1993. It's also engrossingly written, justifying all the praise that surrounds it, though in an age where every TV cop has some kind of emotional/home life issue, the amount of time spent focussing on Fitz's gambling/drinking/marriage is a bit irritating at times.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Gilmore Girls
    5x17 Pulp Friction

    Films

    No Country For Old Men (2007)
    [#5 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]
    We watched most of this in a seminar today, making it from beginning to end in an hour and a half, including pauses for discussion -- and it's a two-hour film. As most will surely agree, this isn't the ideal way to first see a film, so I felt duty-bound to sit down and watch it properly this evening. (So I guess this is kinda "1.5 watches"...)
    Reviews are shockingly behind at 100 Films, so lord only knows when this'll turn up there.

    Poem of the Week: The Raven

    by Edgar Allan Poe

    Having skipped a week (oops; but I've been busy!), Poem of the Week is merrily back now (obviously). And it's also one week out of date, as watching Vincent last week made me want to post this.

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis some visitor", I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
                Only this, and nothing more."

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow; — vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow — sorrow for the lost Lenore —
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore —
                Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me — filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
    "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door —
    Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; —
                This it is, and nothing more."

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you" — here I opened wide the door; —
                Darkness there, and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!" —
                Merely this, and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    "Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore —
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; —
                'Tis the wind and nothing more."

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door —
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door —
                Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore —
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
                Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    Much I marveled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning — little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door —
    Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
                With such name as "Nevermore."

    But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing further then he uttered — not a feather then he fluttered —
    Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before —
    On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
                Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore —
    Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
                Of 'Never — nevermore'."

    But the Raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
    Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore —
    What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
                Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
    But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
                She shall press, ah, nevermore!

    Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee — by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite — respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
                Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! — prophet still, if bird or devil! —
    Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted —
    On this home by horror haunted — tell me truly, I implore —
    Is there — is there balm in Gilead? — tell me — tell me, I implore!"
                Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil — prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us — by that God we both adore —
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore —
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
                Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked, upstarting —
    "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken! — quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
                Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
    And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
                Shall be lifted — nevermore!

    First published in January 1845. I can't say the following for most poems, but as this is Poe it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise: you can find a surprisingly detailed article on this piece at Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (and font of all knowledge).

    If you want, you can also hear the poem read (in two different versions) at Wikisource. However, I should point out that the first one has one of those slight-but-irritating voice impediments (and the accent to go with it), and the second is read by someone from Stuttgart. You may think the German accent goes well with the content, I don't know -- personally, I found it surprisingly apt... mostly... -- but it's worth nothing.

    Thursday, 22 January 2009

    TV

    Gilmore Girls
    5x16 So... Good Talk

    There's very little going on round these parts at the minute because I've been busy working on a big pile of essays for my Masters. Things should return to normal shortly however, with plenty of TV catching up to do.

    Articles

    24 writers use T-shirts to improve show by Ben Rawson-Jones
    (from Digital Spy)
    "I walked into the writers' room in the first month or two and they were all wearing T-shirts that said 'Season Six' on them just to remind themselves. So there was definitely a concerted effort to bring it back." Dear God, I hope they've succeeded. I'll find out once I can begin catching up -- five episodes to watch already!

    C4, Five beat ITV, BBC in 9pm slot by Neil Wilkes
    (from Digital Spy)
    Well, I never!
    One thing I particularly hate about Digital Spy is their insistence on using US-style headlines. You're British for Christ's sake! "C4 and Five beat ITV and BBC in 9pm slot", thank you very much.

    Tarantino confirms new Kill Bill by Simon Reynolds
    (from Digital Spy)
    No, not Vol.3, but The Whole Bloody Affair -- and about time too!

    U2 album cover called "rip-off" by Simon Reynolds
    (from Digital Spy)
    Bloody U2.

    Oh, and the Oscar noms were announced today too. But I'm sure you didn't fail to miss that.

    Wednesday, 21 January 2009

    Tuesday, 20 January 2009

    TV

    Argumental
    1x11 (19/1/09 edition)

    President Obama: The Inauguration
    ...as the BBC's coverage dubbed it; it's probably officially known as "The Inauguration of the 44th President of the United States of America", or somesuch.
    The BBC had a slightly irritating tendency to natter over bits of the ceremony. Not the most important bits, granted, but not 'nothing' bits either.
    [Check out BBC News' full online coverage of the inauguration here. The programme itself should be coming to iPlayer soon.]