Friday, 19 June 2009

TV

The Sandbaggers
3x01 All in a Good Cause
It feels a long while since I last watched any Sandbaggers (it's been almost five months, in fact), but now's rather appropriate timing: it's 29 years to the month since these episodes originally aired. The plot of this episode is astoundingly complicated, even for The Sandbaggers, but in the modern climate of simplistic and over-explained drama it remains a refreshing change of pace. Even when not at its best, it's certainly one of my favourite TV series ever.

That Mitchell and Webb Look
3x01 Episode 1
3x02 Episode 2
As with any sketch show, the quality of Mitchell and Webb can be variable -- or, indeed, hit and miss. That said, their hit rate is well above average. Their self-referential sketches and TV spoofs are particularly good, including an Apprentice-related one that I sincerely hope many Apprentice fans saw.
Incidentally, I missed the second series of Mitchell and Webb because it clashed with something (I guess in pre-iPlayer-on-TV days) -- I still have it all downloaded somewhere. Ought to actually watch it really...
[Watch both episode one and episode two on iPlayer.]

Articles

Angelina Wanted Again by Owen Williams
(from Empire)
"reports are coming in that wunderkind Russian director Timur Bekmabetov is planning to bring Angelina Jolie back for Wanted 2." For anyone who saw the first film, this will undoubtedly provoke a bit of a "hm" reaction.
More worryingly, in fact: "No mention of James McAvoy". Oh.

Bruno gets 18 certificate by Mayer Nissim
(from Digital Spy)
Though to enjoy it you'll need a much lower mental age.

Comparing cameras: iPhone 3G and iPhone 3G S by Eric Steil III
(from betanews)
The 3G S's camera is a massive improvement -- it's like comparing a phone camera to a real camera. But, as far as I'm concerned, the thing's still a phone -- if I wanted a great camera, I'd buy a camera. So I'm not one for the upgrade, no.

Fans cause Pattinson cab accident
(from BBC News)
"Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York as he tried to run away from a crowd of teenage fans... The actor's security guards were... heard shouting: "You see what you did, you almost killed him.""
Ah, Twilight fans. Lovely people.

Indy 5 Is A Go! by Phil de Semlyen
(from Empire)
Producer Frank Marshall expands on Shia LaBeouf's comments. Note: there's not even a script yet.

Shyamalan still keen on Unbreakable sequel by Tim Parks
(from Digital Spy)
He keeps saying that -- I wish he'd just get on and make it!
Incidentally, the original is now 9 years old; and with Airbender keeping Shyamalan busy 'til 2010, presumably no Unbreakable 2 before about 2012 -- when it will, obviously, be 12 years old. Crikey.

Stephen Fry: How I lost six stones in just six months by Tim Oglethorpe
(from Mail Online)
In spite of the nastily tabloid title, this is actually an interview with Mr Fry, and therefore of course has some bits of interest.

new review at 100 Films

Glory (1989)
it would be easy to slide into Issue of the Week melodrama in handling such a tale, but Zwick manages it without undue sentiment — there’s an appropriate realisation of the importance of events, perhaps even occasional reverence, but time is taken to show doubts and prejudices.

Read the full review at 100 Films.

There are currently 17 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

Poem of the Week: Sonnet 130

by William Shakespeare

I don't think I've included any Shakespeare in Poem of the Week before. Here's his debut then, as something of a break from all the modern comic poetry of recent weeks -- though the Bard's not necessarily at his most serious as he "mocks the conventions of the garish and flowery courtly sonnets in its realistic portrayal of his mistress."

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,—
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
      And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,
      As any she belied with false compare.

For more information on this sonnet, try Wikipedia and its associated links.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

TV

Dexter
3x01 Our Father
Welcome back, Dexter Morgan, you have been missed! And I'm only starting it 8 weeks later than FX, but at least they were speedy on picking up from the US this year (only seven months since season two ended) so it's not been as long in total. I don't get FX, but the advantage of having acquired this season via, uh, other means is that I'm watching it in HD. Oo-ooh.
Not the show's greatest-ever episode, but a solid start to a new story. I admire Dexter's ability to come up with a new primary narrative while also managing ongoing character-based plots, something even the almighty Wire fumbled with in its second season.

Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
1x03 Our Bounties Ourselves
Not as good as the first two, but it had its moments.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

The Mentalist
1x13 Paint it Red
[Watch it (again) on Demand Five.]

Films

The Apartment (1960)
[#36 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

Articles

Ghostbusters 3 to avoid Indy problems by Simon Reynolds
(from Digital Spy)
"...they hope" ends that headline, because it's not like they have a specific plan.

House movie heads up season six by Dan French
(from Digital Spy)
Be warned: huge spoilers for UK-pace viewers.

Mission: Impossible IV confirmed for 2011 by Simon Reynolds
(from Digital Spy)
For all their faults I like the Mission: Impossible films, so I welcome this news.

Nolan 'won't return for more Batman'
and
Nolan 'may still direct Batman 3'
by Tim Parks (from Digital Spy)
"Chris Nolan probably isn't directing another Batman!"
"He might be!"
Proof you can spin many news stories out of... well, nothing.

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Films

The Call of Cthulhu Trailer
Just received this on DVD and it looks great -- a faithful H.P. Lovecraft adaptation (a rare thing, I'm told) done in the style of early silent cinema by a group of die-hard fans. You can watch the trailer online here, or read more about it from this very site.

The Knack ...And How to Get It (1965)
[#34 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

Son of Rambow (2007)
[#35 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

Articles

Brand New Inglourious Basterds Poster by Emily Phillips
(from Empire)
That is cool. Click to see it super-large.

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Is Michael Sheen Blofeld In Bond 23? by Chris Hewitt
(from Empire)
"No," basically, but it amazes me how many people went around reporting it as fact -- it originated in a tabloid for crying out loud!

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

TV

Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
16x19 (12/6/09 edition)
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Articles

10 reasons gamers should be excited about iPhone 3.0 by Stuart Dredge
(from Pocket Gamer.co.uk)
I couldn't care less about most of their main reasons, but that little "oh, and also" bit at the bottom -- those are all the best bits for me.

MacLachlan to resurrect Twin Peaks? by Tim Parks
(from Digital Spy)
I love Twin Peaks, but I'm not sure this sounds like a great idea.
Also, Digital Spy is a British site, yet casually state that "Twin Peaks ran on ABC from 1990 to 1991" -- an American network which your average British reader may very well not be familiar with; and how about which channel and timespan it was on in the UK, eh? DS is far, far too desperate to be American-esque (their headlines are the same, frequently using commas when British style would be to use "and").

Science Friction by Jason Arnopp
(from Doctor Who Magazine #407)
aka "That Bidmead Interview" -- yep, I finally got round to reading it. It was certainly very interesting, and while he's clearly up himself and arguably wrong about what makes good Doctor Who, he also has some very good and well-reasoned points to make about the relaunched series' flaws.

Sheen to play next Bond villain? by Tim Parks
(from Digital Spy)
Sounds like a load of tabloid rumour-mongering to me, though Michael Sheen is excellent and would be a benefit to any film.

Shia LaBeouf talks Indy 5! by Owen Williams
(from Empire)
Looks like it's happening. Though it took Lucas decades to agree with anyone else last time (throwing out lots of apparently great scripts in the process), so we'll see.

new review at 100 Films

The Great Dictator (1940)
The style of humour can date, but The Great Dictator remains funny — arguably the real test of a good comedy. It might not be to everyone’s taste, but that’s a problem comedy faces whenever it’s made. Chaplin loads the film with inventive and timeless routines, like the upside-down-plane, the coin-in-the-pudding, or the classic dance with an inflatable globe.

Read the full review at 100 Films.

There are currently 15 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

Monday, 15 June 2009

TV

8 Out of 10 Cats
8x02 (12/6/09 edition)

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
1x02 Manchester
Nearly everyone on this is brilliant! A fantastically entertaining show.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Robin Hood
3x11 The Enemy of My Enemy
A decent enough episode -- though Lara Pulver's Isabella, who the writers now seem to be trying to make like Prince John, is a weak link -- but it was thoroughly overshadowed by the stonking trailer for next week's Season Finale Part 1. Looks ace.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Articles

20 Mainstream Films Banned Around The World
(from Total Film)
Not really as exciting as it might sound -- they are, of course, all banned for no good reason by countries with ludicrous regimes.

Coldplay 'very likely' for New Moon by Lara Martin
(from Digital Spy)
Another reason to hate Twilight.

If Finding Nemo and WALL-E had human characters
(from Live For Films)
Mostly quite good, though not sure of the rendition of WALL-E himself. The Finding Nemo ones are great though.

Primeval dropped by ITV by Mark Sweney
(from guardian.co.uk)
No surprise considering its steady drop in quality (and audiences). Interesting that even suggestions of a co-production couldn't save it though. Normally I hate when a show is cancelled on a cliffhanger, however bad the show itself, but Primeval's was so weak I think we can all easily imagine how it was resolved.

Review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen by Nick de Semlyen
(from Empire)
See here for more.

Six new Red Dwarf episodes a possibility by Narin Bahar
(from SFX)
Great news (on the day the Back to Earth DVD hits shops).

Empire slates Transformers 2

Review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen by Nick de Semlyen
(from Empire)

I quite liked the first Transformers, but it sounds like this sequel might be a typically Bayian step too far.

It all looks good on paper, as does the added-value 150-minute run time. But it’s a case of same meal, bigger portion, with the flaws of the first not only present but accentuated. You’ll be even more hard pressed at the end of this one to remember which robot’s which...

Long before the final minute it’s become a numbing, wearying viewing experience... the novelty factor and some of the charm’s gone.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

TV

Have I Got News For You
37x08 (12/6/09 edition; uncut repeat) [season finale]
Though it went by without fanfare, this is apparently the last episode of HIGNFY for now. Shame.
[Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

Stephen Tompkinson's African Balloon Adventure
Part 2 (of 3)
[Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

Articles

3:10 to Yuma by Livius
(from Riding the High Country)
Excellent comparative criticism of the 1957 original and 2007 remake of 3:10 to Yuma.

Torchwood has succumbed to the story arc craze by Jonathan Wright
(from TV & Radio Blog at guardian.co.uk)
An hilariously poorly argued and thought-through article. The comments quickly become the best bit, especially when they get on to costume dramas. The ease with which the article's stupidity can be identified almost makes you feel sorry for its author... except, of course, it's his own damn fault.

Saturday, 13 June 2009

TV

A lot of Grand Designs and Grand Designs Revisited. I have no idea which episodes, but I wound up sitting through quite a few.

Two snippets of Primeval 'news' though:

  • New star Jason Flemyng thinks the show is "sort of silly, but after the wedding...needs must!" And, posting on a fan forum, he adds, "guess you guys will be pleased though, its 10 eps....quality is sorta ok...think i just about get away with it... Its a bit silly,but it paid for the wedding!" High opinions there. (Sourced from here.)
  • Secondly, Ben Miller yesterday mentioned via his twitter that the show had been cancelled. There's been no other confirmation though.
  • Articles

    Stay tuned for the first Transformers 2 review I've seen, at the end of this post...

    7 Remakes That Should Be Remade by Sam Ashurst
    (from Total Film)
    A fairly amusing feature, notable for including the complete 90-minute Turkish Star Wars as an embedded video (on this page).

    Neal Purvis, Robert Wade And Peter Morgan To Write Bond 23 by Matt Weston
    (from CommanderBond.net)
    The first official bit of news about the next Bond film. Hurrah!

    Review: Jude Law in Hamlet by Caroline Briggs
    (from BBC News)
    The BBC's review, plus a summary of the papers'. Consensus seems to be he's not as good as David Tennant -- no surprises there. My favourite comes in the last review quoted however:
    "The knives were out for Law from the moment it was announced that he was taking on the title role. Now they can be sheathed... Law's performance is detailed and powerful."
    Amusing, because most of the other critics seem to be sticking those knives in...

    Review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen by Mark Samuels
    (from Total Film)
    "Before a single reel of film had unspooled on the original Transformers, executive producer Steven Spielberg was confident enough to predict there would be “many, many more” adventures for Hasbro’s clanking ensemble of robots in disguise. “But,” he added, “we’re going to make the best one first...” Two years on... Revenge Of The Fallen proves the Beard right."
    Keep up with Transformers 2 reviews here.

    new review at 100 Films

    Another new review at 100 Films today. Only having three FilmJournal links on the DVD Times front page now certainly spurs my posting on.

    Solaris (2002)
    A slow pace and obtuse storytelling that leaves plenty of gaps for the audience to fill is not the experience implied by an advertising campaign showing a Space Movie starring Movie Star Heartthrob George Clooney. Obviously it doesn’t fulfill these expectations, and will likely have still been too slow and difficult for even more viewers.

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 16 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Friday, 12 June 2009

    TV

    Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
    16x18 (5/6/09 edition)
    Last week's edition, which caused such a stir on twitter.

    Stephen Tompkinson's African Balloon Adventure
    Part 1 (of 3)
    Never has a title so succinctly summarised a series.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Articles

    I Stole Your Images and Now I'm Suing You by Mike Lynch
    (from Mike Lynch Cartoons)
    Possibly the most ludicrous email you will ever read (and you have to read it, it's brilliant).

    Manson: 'Columbine lost me everything' by David Balls
    (from Digital Spy)
    "Marilyn Manson has insisted that being associated with the Columbine massacre has significantly damaged his career... 'Blaming me for [Columbine] was ridiculous,' he told Kerrang." And he's right, really.

    A pair of shorts for summer

    Two new reviews of short films have been posted over at 100 Films today...

    The Wraith of Cobble Hill (2005)
    there’s no reason that any story shouldn’t be told in animated form… but sometimes, you have to wonder if it’s the best choice for the job. The Wraith of Cobble Hill is a perfect example for this debate as its modern, urban story seems to clash with the cartoonish style employed to bring it to the screen.

    The Lunch Date (1990)
    to attempt to describe the plot would be to give too much away, which would be a mistake because this is a beautifully shot (in grainy black & white) and performed tale with a distinct, yet subtle, character arc and an important, but not over-egged, moral message.

    Read the full reviews at 100 Films.

    There are currently 17 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Poem of the Week: Limerick

    by Roger McGough

    Apologies for missing Poem of the Week last week. We're back on track with this:

    Back in April I featured a poem from McGough's latest collection, Slapstick, called Gateway to the Atlantic. Here's another from that collection, which in part provided the inspiration for a couple of poems in my recently-submitted-for-assessment collection. I may share those here when the marks come back.

    Anyway, back to McGough:

    A poet passing through Limerick
    Determined to write a fine limerick
    He worked day and night
    But try as he might
    He never got the hang of the limerick.

    Clever, eh? Though some won't be impressed. Just wait 'til you see mine...

    As mentioned above, Limerick is taken from Slapstick (aka Slapstick Poems), McGough's 2008 collection published by Puffin.

    Thursday, 11 June 2009

    TV

    Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
    1x01 Wench Trouble
    1x02 Golden Powers
    As with Hugh Laurie last Friday, this has become another twitter trend to cause confusion amongst Americans. Bless 'em.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    The Mentalist
    1x12 Red Rum
    I've just twigged that Patrick Jane's grin of glee when he encounters something interestingly unusual reminds me very much of a certain Time Lord.
    [Watch it (again) on Demand Five.]

    Music

    Blackbud by Blackbud

    Articles

    The Call of Cthulhu: A Genuine H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation by David Austin
    (from Cinema Strikes Back)
    This sounds great, kind of in the vein of La Antena. I think I shall have to acquire it.

    Wednesday, 10 June 2009

    TV

    Ashes to Ashes
    2x08 Episode Eight [season finale]
    A decent finale, mainly notable for its audacious final twist. Can't wait for the third series -- and all the answers!
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    Futurama Returns
    (from WENN)
    "Fox have now ordered a revival of Futurama, commissioning 26 new episodes which are due to be screened in 2010."

    See What A Live-Action Simpsons Movie Would Look Like by Erik Davis
    (from Cinematical)
    Not half as good as the article seems to think it is.

    Lovecraft’s Dagon (2001) by ghostof82
    (from Musings of the Ghost Of 82)
    As well as a review of this particular adaptation, there's a broader perspective on film adaptations of H.P. Lovecraft tales. To summarise, "they're not very good".

    new review at 100 Films

    This is showing on BBC One tonight at 10:45, so just in time for that...

    Insomnia (2002)
    Despite the early plot and stylistic conventions, this is not a “whodunnit”: the killer’s identity is revealed around the halfway mark (assuming you haven’t already guessed it from the opening credits) and from then on the film gradually moves into murky moral territory, quickly leaving behind those early trappings for a set of more complex noir-ish moral conundrums.

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 17 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films, plus two shorts. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Tuesday, 9 June 2009

    TV

    Robin Hood
    3x10 Bad Blood
    A good idea for an episode, as much as anything for the change of pace, but it was seriously flawed by an overuse of cliches and thoroughly implausible plot twists, not to mention some dodgy dialogue and accents. Just to round it off, one also has to wonder if it was a tad too dark for the series' primary audience. Try harder next time, eh?
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films

    Insomnia (2002)
    [#33 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]
    Being the only Chris Nolan film I've not seen. It's on BBC One tomorrow night, so I aim to get a review up at 100 Films before then. We'll see...

    Music

    Battle For the Sun by Placebo
    This is the first time I've consciously set out to buy the new Placebo album by pre-ordering it. Normally I wouldn't, but I'd bought their last two (respectively, a re-release of Sleeping With Ghosts bundled with a second disc of Covers in a sale, and a good deal on a +DVD version of Meds) and enjoyed them both much more than I'd actually expected to.
    Sadly my faith was slightly misplaced as, on a first listen, Battle For the Sun is tracks that sound like Placebo-by-numbers and so didn't really grab me. There's nothing really wrong with them, but not a huge amount right either. For What It's Worth, The Never-Ending Why and Julien are worthwhile listens, as is the title track, but I'm not sure any will remain as memorable as The Bitter End, Every You Every Me, or even Meds.

    Articles

    Lots, again, but today it's all film news/views...

    Boyle and Beaufoy Return to Mumbai by Owen Williams
    (from Empire)
    "Maximum City to be Slumdog 2?" Has potential: "The book actually features several stories, taking in gangsters, cops, right-wing Hindus, Bollywood and strippers, so it's possible a portmanteau approach could work, or even a sprawling multi-character narrative a la Magnolia or Robert Altman's Short Cuts."

    Is Harvey Weinstein asking Tarantino to cut 40 minutes from Inglourious Basterds? by Russ Fischer
    (from /film)
    Though the Cannes reviews were variable, I do hope this isn't true. The article certainly implies it isn't, and has a couple of other interesting points on the Tarantino/Weinstein partnership.

    James Cameron Goes Heavy Metal by Owen Williams
    (from Empire)
    A portmanteau movie directed by Cameron, David Fincher, Zack Snyder, Gore Verbinski and Kung Fu Panda's Mark Osborne? Please yes please.

    The McTiernan Run by Chris Hewitt
    (from the Empire Blog)
    An interesting hypothesis, though, as many commenters point out, there are other more apt names for it.

    Pixar Sequels Are Go! by Owen Williams
    (from Empire)
    Namely, Monsters, Inc. 2. So Pixar are making sequels to two of their weakest pictures? (The other being Cars.) At least it's not Another Bug's Life I guess.

    Transformers: Bigger And Longer On Imax by Helen O'Hara
    (from Empire)
    Well that's lovely if you have a convenient IMAX. I don't.

    Monday, 8 June 2009

    Articles

    Another day with lots to read. First up, a fantastic bit of news...

    Ashes To Ashes to end after next series by Neil Wilkes
    (from Digital Spy)
    Of course, an infinitely more positive spin would be "Ashes to Ashes recommissioned", which is the real story here -- they've said for a long time that they had a three-year plan and that would be it. So thank God they've got the final series, because otherwise the damn thing would never've been resolved. The press release quotes also sound highly intriguing:
    "Fans have theorised... about who Gene Hunt actually is and what his alternative world really means... Will Alex make it back home, why is she living in this parallel '80s world, what will become of bullish Gene Hunt and will we ever discover what actually happened to Sam Tyler? Viewers will not be left disappointed". Let's hope not.

    In other news...

    Daniel Craig's James Bond Is Licenced To Chill by Devin Zydel
    (from CommanderBond.net)
    Topless Daniel Craig as an ice lolly. That's... mad.


    DreamWorks get Masi Oka's Defenders by Alex Fletcher
    (from Digital Spy)
    "The film's plot follows teenagers around the world, who are involved in multiplayer video gaming. The gang, who don't know each other's real personas, are suddenly forced into a real-life adventure and inadvertently become heroes." Interesting.
    Ironically, but inevitably, "DreamWorks are developing a video game to be released simultaneously."

    Nintendo questions opposition's priorities by Liam Martin
    (from Digital Spy)
    Fighting talk -- and probably very true.
    "[A] Nintendo of America executive said Sony and Microsoft seemed more interested in technical specifications rather than entertaining the public. "What's happening sounds to me a lot like, 'Who's got the prettiest picture? Who's got high-definition? Who has the best processing power?' It sounds like technology, when the consumer wants to be entertained." The comments come after Microsoft announced Project Natal... while Sony revealed its answer to the Wii Remote... "[Nintendo's] focus is, 'How do we take active play and make it entertainment?' And that's what we're going to continue to focus on.""
    Quite right too.

    Shame this review has become buried, but anyway...

    Review of Heroes of the East (1978) by Cal
    (from Heroes of the East )
    Heroes of the East is one of my favourite blogs on FilmJournal.net, so a review of its namesake is naturally not to be missed.

    Say Hello To The iPhone 3G S — “S” Is For Speed by MG Siegler
    (from TechCrunch)
    All the details on what's in the new iPhone. Personally, I won't be upgrading.

    Wes Craven dishes on Scream 4 by Simon Reynolds
    (from Digital Spy)
    The Scream trilogy a fun series of films, let's hope they don't ruin them.

    new review at 100 Films

    In Bruges (2008)
    It's hilariously funny, much more so than most by-the-numbers ‘comedy’ films can manage... It’s also dark and occasionally tragic though, and in this respect it’s unsurprising that writer/director McDonagh started out as an acclaimed and award-winning playwright, as stage plays mix humour and darkness more frequently (and with wider extremes) than films ever dare to.

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 17 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films, plus two shorts. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Sunday, 7 June 2009

    TV

    Have I Got News For You
    37x07 (5/6/09 edition; uncut repeat)
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Lie to Me
    1x01 Pilot
    Wound up watching this by accident, but it's brilliant, vaguely in the same vein as The Mentalist. Of course, their shared existence is all House's fault (it's similar to that too), but as all three are good shows that's no bad thing. Shame it's on Sky1 though, because I don't get that normally so won't be able to continue watching.

    Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
    1x01 Edinburgh
    A great lineup for a highly amusing first show, my personal favourite being Stewart Francis. Very similar to Live at the Apollo (well, it's a continuation of sorts, though they've nicked the set design/logo), but has the advantage for packing in more comedians (therefore more variety) and allowing in some new talent. Let's hope every episode can be as good.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Roland Garros 2009
    Roger Federer defeated Nadal-beater Robin Söderling in straight sets to win the French Open, the one Grand Slam he had yet to claimed. Equalling all kinds of records in the process, it's becoming pretty hard to deny that Federer's the greatest tennis player ever.

    Articles

    Lots of interesting stuff today (well, I thought it was interesting), so here goes...

    Del Toro: Hobbit casting 'very close' by Tim Parks
    (from Digital Spy)
    News about forthcoming news? Yep, that's the sort of thing that only happens for the biggest of the big franchises.

    Fiona Phillips: 'Leaving GMTV was silly' by Daniel Kilkelly
    (from Digital Spy)
    Or it could be because she's a truly awful presenter.

    Lowest ever live launch ratings for BB by Dan French
    (from Digital Spy)
    Good.

    And in related news...

    Michael McIntyre slams Big Brother
    (from the Press Association, hosted by Google News)
    Go Michael go!

    Primeval creator talks finale, future by Neil Wilkes
    (from Digital Spy)
    Primeval may be of seriously variable quality, but at least they seem to have a plan. On the other hand, they're not very good at executing it.

    Sugar 'must choose' between jobs
    (from BBC News)
    "The Conservatives say Sir Alan Sugar must choose between working for the government and working for the BBC as the star of The Apprentice. They say his new role as an "enterprise tsar" for the government is "completely incompatible" with BBC rules. Sir Alan, who will also be made a lord, denied he was joining the government. "As far as I'm concerned, this is politically neutral. All I want to do is to try and help businesses and enterprise," he told the BBC."

    And finally...

    Tourist clings to Australia train
    (from BBC News)
    An incredible story, worth reading in full.

    Saturday, 6 June 2009

    TV

    8 Out of 10 Cats
    8x01 (5/6/09 edition)
    Far (far) from the best panel show on TV, but it has its moments.

    Primeval
    3x10 Episode 10 [season finale]
    Look here for my thoughts on this episode.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Articles

    Five Favorite Films with Adult Film Star Sasha Grey by Jen Yamato
    (from Rotten Tomatoes)
    An incredibly surprising list, all things considered.

    Five Favourite Films with Renny Harlin by Orlando Parfitt
    (from Rotten Tomatoes)
    A surprisingly intelligent list, all things considered. Still not as surprising as the last one, mind. Though I'm not sure anyone's could be.

    Where Will Star Trek Boldly Go Next? by Oscar Hillerstrom
    (from Rotten Tomatoes)
    With Star Trek II an inevitability (or Star Trek XII, if you prefer; or Star Trek XI 2), RT wonders what might be in store. Though not very seriously.

    Wish List: 14 Directors and the Video Games They Should Adapt by Alex Vo
    (from Rotten Tomatoes)
    Again, don't take it too seriously, because, well, it isn't.

    Primeval 3x10

    Sometimes I genuinely begin to wonder if Primeval even has a writer. This episode in particular displayed no evidence of one on frequent occasions, from characters contradicting themselves between scenes ("there won't be any guards" / "oh, there were no guards!") to unexplainable elements thrown in to provide brief moments of excitement (where did those grey bin bags come from and why were they there?)

    But worst of all was the ending -- or 'ending'. It tried to provide a cliffhanger, but with the story so neatly tied up and no final twist to surprise us (despite the preceding 22 episodes containing plenty of elements that could be utilised to create one), the episode simply stopped.

    Still, at least one plot point that's spanned all three series has finally been resolved -- good riddance! Though why they bothered I don't know, as most ongoing plot elements in Primeval are conveniently forgotten when they've had enough of them -- Helen's ability to clone soldiers/anything, for just one example, and something that could've been used to provide that twist too.

    Personally, I was also surprised that Cutter didn't return -- his death was so brief and so surrounded in elements that could provide a get-out for him, it was disappointing that there was no twist to be revealed. On the other hand, as the majority of Primeval's fanbase seems to have simply accepted his death at face value, I guess the show's operating at the same intelligence level as its audience.

    I expect we'll get a fourth series of Primeval. Though, really, is there any need?

    Friday, 5 June 2009

    TV

    Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
    16x14 (8/5/09 edition)
    Haven't watched Jonathan Ross' show for ages, for no reason other than I never get round to it. Ought to try to change that now.

    The Mentalist
    1x11 Red John's Friends
    Ah episode 11 -- halfway point of a US TV season. What does that mean? Yep, the most arc-plot-focused episode since the first. Pretty good one though. And I bet next week's is an especially light-hearted edition to balance it.
    [Watch it (again) on Demand Five.]

    Articles

    Amazon Unveils Watchmen Blu-ray Exclusive
    (from High-Def Digest)
    Ooh, that's pretty...

    Click to enlarge

    Electronic Arts stages fake protest of game at E3
    (from Mail.com)
    A somewhat dubious idea, it seems to me. It would never fly over here these days after all the recent controversy over media outlets misleading the public.

    Hobbits, monsters and CSI vampires
    (from Newsnight Review)
    An interview with film director Guillermo Del Toro, mainly covering his forthcoming work. Always worth a read. Tonight's Newsnight Review had a related feature, apparently, as well as several other interesting features by the looks of things. I missed it though, so iPlayer it is!

    Thursday, 4 June 2009

    Articles

    BB10 'no housemates' twist revealed by Alex Fletcher
    (from Digital Spy)
    Don't worry, I'm not about to start covering Big Brother, but this piece is notable for its terribly misleading headline, which makes things sound a lot more intriguing than they actually are.

    Kung Fu star Carradine found dead
    (from BBC News)
    "Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room."
    Sad, unexpected news. Some places are reporting this as a suspected suicide, but if you read the details it really doesn't sound like one.

    Wednesday, 3 June 2009

    TV

    Primeval
    3x09 Episode 9
    In which Surprise Future Lady turns up and starts spouting cliches like there's no tomorrow. Ironically. Then there's the uncomfortable marriage of a light-hearted plot (for the first half of the episode) and a Dark And Serious one (for the second), which they keep trying to pull off and never works. And to top it off, a cheesy final shot of the Team Walking Purposefully to the leader's Motivating Intention Speech while the Dramatic Purposeful Motivating Music sores. Oh dear.
    In summary: Primeval's writing really does stink this series.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.

    Robin Hood
    3x09 A Dangerous Deal
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Articles

    Anthony Head: The Buffy spinoff Ripper may still be possible by
    (from Sci Fi Wire)
    "May" being the operative word. It's a case of "believe it when you see it" -- which I sincerely hope we do.

    Outpost Gallifrey & the Doctor Who Forum To Close July 31 by Shaun Lyon
    (from Outpost Gallifrey)
    Something of a surprise, the closing of the biggest/most popular Doctor Who site/forum. Several years ago the site's owner & creator, Shaun Lyon, had enough of running the place and half handed it on to new people. That made sense -- fair enough if you want to move on, let new people keep it alive -- but this move doesn't, really, which is why it's a surprise. But hey, look, he still wants you to come to his conventions!

    Games

    Sam & Max: Season One
    Episode 1: Culture Shock

    I honestly can't remember the last time I played a computer game that wasn't something like Tetris or Solitaire. But I used to love adventure games and I've had this for a while, and with a new Monkey Island (always my favourite series) on its way next month, it's time to get back into the habit. Plus, as I have a Mac these days, I needed to get Windows running on here so I can play the darned thing. And I've managed it, though it's depressingly slow.

    As for the game itself, it's a lot of fun -- which bodes well for the new Monkey Island as these are the guys behind that too. I really like this model of gaming -- a series of standalone chapters/episodes released over five or six months -- because it allows the more casual player to dip in and out, or effectively pay in installments, as well as allowing for a variety of stories to be told without the game seeming disjointed. Also, one of the reasons it works here is because each episode is a decent length -- at least, if you go round looking at everything and exploring every conversation path, which I always do because of all the good lines you can find tucked away in them. Certainly, I didn't complete this chapter in one sitting, and assuming they're all the same length that means a decent full-game-length amount of playability across all six chapters.

    A success, then, which means I'm even more excited for Tales of Monkey Island...

    Tuesday, 2 June 2009

    TV

    The Wire
    2x12 Port in a Storm [season finale]
    So, that was that. Nice to see a clear indication of where the next season will be going. Only two-and-a-half weeks 'til it begins on BBC Two...

    Articles

    Review of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Blu-ray by James Gray
    (from DVD Times)
    Informative review of the best (so I'm told) Star Trek film, recently released on Blu-ray.

    Review of Up by Clydefro Jones
    (from DVD Times)
    Gasp in shock and horror as someone writes a review that criticises Pixar! While I don't wholly agree, he does have a point.

    Watchmen (R2/UK BD) in July by Dave Foster
    (from DVD Times)
    An announcement (hurrah!), but a confusing one (boo!)

    new review at 100 Films

    Watchmen (2009)
    With the dubiously-featured UK DVD and Blu-ray releases just announced, it seems about time to add a few of my thoughts to the already-overflowing mix. In doing this I find it impossible to fully divorce myself from the fact that I’m a fan of the book, so can only really view this adaptation from that perspective... But even as a fan, my opinions are not as predetermined as some might think.

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 18 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films, plus two shorts. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Monday, 1 June 2009

    TV

    Ashes to Ashes
    2x07 Episode Seven
    Brilliant episode. A surprising twist, perfectly built across the whole series, and a great performance from Marshall Lancaster, the unsung gem of both Ashes and Life on Mars.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    The Graham Norton Show
    5x12 (28/5/09 edition, uncut repeat) [season finale]
    Goodbye for now, Graham. You will be missed.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films

    Eastern Promises (2007)
    [#32 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

    DVD Extras

    Superman II: Restoring the Vision
    (from Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut)
    How they recreated Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut, almost 30 years after it was shot. It's truly amazing how much effort was required to do this.

    Resurrecting Jor-El
    (from Superman Returns)
    Similarly, how they created a new Marlon Brando performance for Superman Returns, using footage shot for Superman and Superman II back in the late '70s.

    Articles

    Back To Earth DVD Cover Art
    and
    Documenting the Documentaries
    and
    Content Confirmed
    (from reddwarf.co.uk)
    Latest updates on the forthcoming Red Dwarf: Back to Earth DVD. Love that screen-faithful packaging. The addition of Making Of: Part Two is also great news as the first was a tad lacking.

    Tony Scott Confirms Carl Rinsch is Directing New Alien Movie. And it’s a PREQUEL! by Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub
    (from Collider.com)
    Both exciting and very... suspicious...

    And don't miss the announcements of new Monkey Island games here.

    Monkey Island is back!

    I never thought I'd see the day, but it's been reported today that LucasArts' Monkey Island series of games is to return. Hooray! I've grown up playing those games and adored every last one, so this has me over the moon. I literally jumped for joy.

    Anyway, here are some of the announcements & that..

    Monkey Island is BACK, baby! by Emily
    (from the Telltale Blog)
    So, the new game -- or games, depending on your perspective -- is being developed by Telltale, who make various other game-series like Sam & Max and Wallace & Gromit (maybe the should've rebranded it Guybrush & Elaine? No?) Here's their announcement, with plentiful details.

    Stuff and Things and Monkey Island by Ron Gilbert
    (from Grumpy Gamer)
    The games' original creator on the latest news. A long but fascinating read.

    You may have noticed that, in addition to the new game, they've remade the original. Not sold on the new graphic style, though I'll definitely be getting my hands on it. The official site -- with art, videos, that kinda thing is...

    The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition Official Site
    aka www.MonkeyIslandSpecialEdition.com. Nice name. Includes a great behind-the-scenes video.

    And to round things off, the full official site for the new game...

    Tales of Monkey Island Official Site
    Ooh, I can't wait!

    new review at 100 Films

    La Antena (2007)
    La Antena could sit comfortably alongside ‘real’ silent films to the extent that the uninitiated might reasonably be fooled into believing it was one. In some respects this is neither here nor there, though it will undoubtedly put some viewers off. For those with a more open mind or who are fans of silent movies, however, it’s a joy.

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 19 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films, plus two shorts. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Sunday, 31 May 2009

    TV

    Have I Got News For You
    37x06 (28/5/09 edition; uncut repeat)
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Roland Garros 2009
    Huge shocks as clay court God Rafael Nadal, never defeated at the French Open, goes out in the 23rd seed in only the fourth round. You may've seen this all over twitter.

    The Wire
    2x11 Bad Dreams
    The penultimate episode, and this variable season is nearly done. Good to see some Omar action at last. I hear season three is widely held to be the best of the bunch, so looking forward to that one (whenever it begins).

    Films

    The Great Dictator (1940)
    [#31 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

    Saturday, 30 May 2009

    TV

    Ashes to Ashes
    2x06 Episode Six
    Gene Hunt + nasty lone shark + car crusher = brilliant.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Robin Hood
    3x08 The King is Dead, Long Live the King...
    Another fantastic episode thanks to Toby Stephens' Prince John, who is beyond brilliant, and an epic confrontation in an abbey. The schoolboy squabbling of Robin's gang and a couple of niggling plot holes do hold the show back, but it's nothing like as weak as Primeval has been recently. That said, with Prince John leaving -- and half the cast also off at the end of this series -- things don't look that rosy.
    (Yes, I'm a week behind.)
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    Films

    Le Mépris Trailer
    As found on the Criterion DVD (and possibly other releases, I don't know. A bit like a Hitchcock trailer, it's an entertaining work in its own right. If only they still made 'em like this.

    Toy Story 3 Trailer
    Brief and unrevealing, but also funny and excitement-building. Can't wait.

    new review at 100 Films

    Commentary! The Musical (2008)
    Focuses its energy on spoofing commentary tracks, DVD extras, and the American film and TV industry in general... It’s almost all incredibly funny and it moves at a rate of knots, meaning it rewards multiple listens to pick up every gag... With its well-targeted thematically-appropriate comedy and plentiful gags, it’s pure delight for fans of DVDs

    Read the full review at 100 Films.

    There are currently 18 new films in the review pipeline at 100 Films, plus two shorts. As ever, updates here as and when they're posted.

    Friday, 29 May 2009

    TV

    Boy Meets Girl
    Part 4 (of 4)
    A moderately satisfying conclusion.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Primeval
    3x08 Episode 8
    There comes a point in every episode of Primeval these days where, however hard you're trying to take it seriously, you just have to give in and either let the poor writing and ludicrous plotting wash over you or start laughing at its absurdity. I've always been quite critical of Primeval, but increasingly this batch of episodes is making me long for the good old days of the first series.
    Meanwhile, this episode, Annoying Brother finally gets in some proper trouble, though disappointingly survives. On the bright side this is his final episode... though the Annoying Government Baddies are back to replace him. It's like a relay race of irritation.
    [Watch it (again) on ITV Player.]

    Films

    The Man in the Iron Mask (1998)
    [#30 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

    Articles

    David Tennant reprises role in RSC Hamlet for BBC Two
    (from BBC Press Office)
    Hurrah! It was an excellent production and this filmed version sounds different but equally promising.

    Doctor Who unveils new companion for 11th Time Lord
    (from BBC Press Office)
    An interesting choice, and arguably quite brave to go with an unknown alongside a near-unknown Doctor, though I'm certain they have good reason.

    Poem of the Week: Just In Case

    by Charlotte Mitchell

    A third and final (for now) venture into the poems offered by . This one rang very true for me. I'm sure sensible people don't do it, but I'm also sure you must know someone who does.

    I'm going to the see for the weekend,
    in a couple of days I'll be back,
    so I'll just take my little brown suit and a blouse
    and a beret and carry my mac.

    But what if the house is a cold one,
    the house where I'm going to stay,
    no fires after April, no hot drinks at night
    and the windows wide open all day?
    I'd better take one -- no, two cardys
    and my long tartan scarf for my head,
    and my chaste new pyjamas in case they decide
    to bring me my breakfast in bed.
    And what about church on the Sunday?
    I could wear my beret and suit,
    but if it were sunny, it would be a chance
    to wear my straw hat with the fruit.
    I can't wear my little brown suit, though,
    not with the straw with the fruit,
    so I'll just take a silk dress to go with the straw
    and a silk scarf to go with the suit.
    I'll just take my jeans and that jumper
    in case we go out in a car,
    and my Guernsey in case we go out in a boat
    and d'you know where my swimming things are?

    D'you think I should take that black velvet
    in case they've booked seats for a play?
    And is it still usual to take your own towel
    when you go somewhere to stay?
    I had thought of just taking slippers,
    but they do look disgustingly old,
    I'd better take best shoes and sandals and boots
    for the church and the heat and the cold.

    I daren't go without my umbrella
    in case I'm dressed up and it rains;
    I'm bound to need socks and my wellies
    for walking down long muddy lanes.

    I'd rather not take my old dressing gown,
    it is such a business to pack,
    but 'spose they have breakfast before they get dressed
    I'd have to take mine in my mac.

    I'm going to the see for the weekend,
    in a couple of days I'll be back,
    so I'll just take my little brown suit and a blouse,
         two cardys, my long tartan scarf,
         my chaste new pyjamas,
         my straw hat with the fruit,
         my silk dress, my silk scarf,
         my jeans, that jumper,
         my Guernsey, my swimming things,
         my black velvet, my towel, my
         slippers (no one need see them)
         my sandals, my boots, my
         umbrella, my socks, my wellies,
         my dressing-gown, no, not
         my dressing-gown, OK, my
         dressing gown
    and a beret and carry my mac.

    This was first published in Mitchell's volume Just in Case: Poems in My Pocket in 1991, a collection connected to her radio series (also title Just in Case). She's also an actress who was involved in The Goon Show donchaknow.

    Thursday, 28 May 2009

    TV

    Ashes to Ashes
    2x05 Episode Five
    A disappointing episode, with Alex behaving ridiculously around the 14-year-old version of her future ex-husband. It must've sounded like a good idea for an episode, but sadly it's poorly handled. Hopefully the remaining three will be as good as previous episodes.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    The Mentalist
    1x10 Red Brick and Ivy
    [Watch it (again) on Demand Five.]

    Films

    Stand By Me (1986)
    [#29 in 100 Films in a Year 2009]

    Articles

    The Complete List Of Tired Movie Cliches by Helen O'Hara
    (from the Empire Blog)
    Scroll to comment #122 -- it shows why movie clichés are actually a good thing. (And I found it very funny too.)

    Fry's Audiobook A Big Hit
    (from WENN)
    "Stephen Fry's new audiobook has become an online bestseller in just one day. The British writer and funnyman's The Dongle of Donald Trefusis was released as a download through iTunes... In a day, it shot into the top five Top Albums in iTunes' UK and New Zealand stores, and it's already currently the number one spoken word album in United States iTunes' store."
    And it is, in fact, #1 across all albums on the UK store! Rather incredible. Well done Mr Fry.

    Put the book back on the shelf: 13 book-to-film adaptations that the authors hated by Josh Modell, Keith Phipps, Leonard Pierce, Nathan Rabin, Scott Gordon, Scott Tobias, Tasha Robinson & Zack Handlen
    (from A.V. Club)

    Review of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian by Roger Ebert
    (from rogerebert.com)
    I do like a good review by Ebert. And by "good" I mean well-written, because he doesn't like this at all -- and it's great.

    Wednesday, 27 May 2009

    TV

    The Omid Djalili Show
    2x06 Episode 6 [season finale]
    A variable quality episode to end a variable quality series. To be honest, I think Djalili is much funnier as a stand-up than a sketch performer, though his musicals are great.
    [Watch it (again) on iPlayer.]

    The Wire
    2x10 Storm Warnings
    Sometimes I worry that The Wire is slipping into clichés and losing sight of its original "it's all real" outlook. Most of them would pass by just fine in any other drama, but they seem a little out of place here. On the bright side, at least the plot continues to move forward, though having wasted so many of the early episodes on next-to-nothing this season has generally struggled to reach the highs of the first.
    This second season finished on BBC Two tonight, though due to a recording muck up I'll be a few days behind. I presume that, as before, there'll be a few weeks before season three comes along.

    Articles

    Boyle Returns To Mumbai To Reassure Child Stars
    (from Studio Briefing)
    The controversy over how Slumdog Millionaire treated its poor Indian children cast members rears its head again. To be blunt, I'm beginning to wonder if some of these child stars' parents are just trying to get a free ride. I mean, "It's no big deal for them, this kind of money... They should help us." My understanding is, they already have, and clearly he just wants more.